this is bigger than the moon landing
this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while
OH MY GOD WHAT
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
all around me are familiar faces
please excuse me while I summon satan to destroy the creator of this post.
first world problems.
But for real, why make pencils with the shitty erasers that just smudge? That’s literally the exact opposite of what it’s made to do. At that point I might as just wipe my ass where I made my mistake. And there’s no way to tell which pencil has them because all of them look the fucking same so you better just hope you’re fucking lucky and pick the right one.
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
- Comin' Home
City And Colour // Comin’ Home
I know that we’re takin’ chances, you told me life was a risk.
I just have one last question…
Will it be my heart, or will it be
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
Collage made from confessions of anonymous rape/abuse survivors, submitted to a tumblr blog, painted over with acrylics. This college was meant to show how often things like this happen- overall the confessions received totalled to around 30 messages within half an hour. Just from one girl making one post on to a personal blog asking if anyone had experienced rape and abuse. A lot more than even I expected and utterly disgusting and terrifying. This is our culture.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
When you make a new best friend
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me