Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
the horror and concentration on his face
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU
hahah I’m dying! 6woofs
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this
This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.
i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!
This is important.
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST
Oh my dog Max & Maeby got a crazy case of zoomies so I took them outside. They flew around that yard like a couple of lunatics. I had fun just watching them! Sorry for overload of posts. Obviously everything (good & bad) is a new experience for us.