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Life As I Know It.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: thatgirlsara / op: toyota / reblog / 304,223 notes

mydogsnokes:

reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: thatgirlsara / op: mydogsnokes / reblog / 7,503 notes

urtube:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

urtube:

Why can’t I just have clear skin!

Because people would see your insides omg

-_-

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: thatgirlsara / op: urtube / reblog / 2,622 notes
sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

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sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

(Source: twibs)

Sep 1st at 5PM / via: kittiecupcakes / op: twibs / reblog / 162,418 notes

(Source: milkaholics)

Sep 1st at 10AM / via: kittiecupcakes / op: milkaholics / reblog / 27,884 notes

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

Sep 1st at 10AM / via: royeah / op: thescentofsouls / reblog / 541,366 notes

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Sep 1st at 10AM / via: kittiecupcakes / op: 4gifs / reblog / 375,588 notes

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Sep 1st at 9AM / via: thefrogman / op: ruinedchildhood / reblog / 18,434 notes

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty)

Sep 1st at 9AM / via: vill-ha-mer / op: moriarty / reblog / 35,686 notes

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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Sep 1st at 9AM / via: vill-ha-mer / op: mothbug / reblog / 9,420 notes

airalys:

D.R.E.A.M

dogs run everywhere around me

(Source: ggliitch)

Sep 1st at 7AM / via: ivy-darling / op: ggliitch / reblog / 75,131 notes

violent-lullaby:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

hahaha yes oceanmurmur-s

The last one actually sounds like fun.

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

Sep 1st at 7AM / via: royeah / op: brokenimagephotos / reblog / 173,505 notes

(Source: nataliedormy)

Aug 31st at 10PM / via: rissalady / op: nataliedormy / reblog / 40 notes
plumpyandpale:

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

So cute

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plumpyandpale:

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

So cute

(Source: best-of-imgur)

Aug 31st at 10PM / via: rissalady / op: best-of-imgur / reblog / 48,417 notes